This little guy was inspired by a conversation at Weapons of Mass Creation. Audience members kept asking how to avoid being called a B!tch. It annoyed me to pieces. Seriously annoyed me. There are two things to consider with this one. 1) Either you need to ask how everyone you work with defines a B!tch, and conduct yourself accordingly. Don’t forget to check back regularly as it will change on a daily basis. 2) Just because you are called a B!tch does not make you one. Seriously, people, stop worrying about what other people think of you, be yourself, AND do the right thing.
Seeing them all together, I prefer the original. The sketchiness and lack of color fit his personality.